lol-drugged:

pityreblogs:

so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind…

then he sent this

apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire

Was anyone else thinking this was a chicken that had horrendously flown to it’s death

Chickens can’t fly ok

escapingfromthisplace:

bastardlybrendan:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

93736282994949262648400274% done with you tumblr

sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*